ME: I dreamt that I had stigmata of the hands.
HER: You should put that on your profile.
ME: I don’t do that.
ME: On-line dating and fundamentalists.
HER: I joined Christian Singles.
ME: I thought you were doing Ashton Kutcher’s Kabbalah?
HER: Well since he cheated and Demi had the whole whippet and Red Bull breakdown – I found it’s not all cracked up to what Madonna preached.
HER: I am super excited about it! I bought one of those Jesus waffle makers so I can give him the body of Christ.